Saul Newman, presumed to be wise
Sought to research the science of flies
Changed course to a type of human--
Supercentenarians, said Saul Newman
But that got him the Ignobel Prize
Your Most Gracious Majesty:
The Universal Holiday you suggested was outstanding. The denizens of the planet Skaro had themselves a British accent and I was delighted. I am puzzled by an amusement planet run by an emperor named Porridge, but that's not near the puzzle presented by the Sapphire Falls because there's no one there.
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh...
I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, and all the years they fly.
Tick Tock, And all too soon, you and I must die.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, We laughed at fate and mourned her.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, even for the Doctor.