Stephen Colbert on the Chaotic Regime Change (Not That One)

Colbert brought “Late Show” viewers up to speed on the fallout from the search for a new “Jeopardy!” host.

Seth Meyers Explains How ‘Forever Wars’ Happen

The Washington elite kept troops in Afghanistan “longer than it takes for George R.R. Martin to come up with a new ‘Game of Thrones’ book,” Meyers joked.

Late Night Anticipates the Third Shot

“Yep, Biden will be making the booster shot announcement as part of his Operation: Change the Subject,” Jimmy Fallon said.

Colbert on Afghanistan: ‘It’s Heartbreaking’

“Why should our soldiers be fighting radicals in a civil war in Afghanistan? We’ve got our own on Capitol Hill,” Stephen Colbert said.

Bad News for ‘Trump-Adjacent Weirdos’ Delights Seth Meyers

Meyers enjoyed seeing Mike Lindell get word on camera that a defamation suit against him over his claims of election fraud would proceed.

Seth Meyers Teases Rudy Giuliani for Joining Cameo

“Rudy’s charging $275 per video, but if you just wait awhile, you know he’ll eventually butt-dial you for free,” the “Late Night” host joked on Wednesday.

Late Night Sends Up ‘Space Cowboy’ Jeff Bezos

Stephen Colbert joked that the Amazon billionaire came back from space “extra divorced.”

Late-Night Hosts Rib Rudy Giuliani Over New Election Night Reports

“It’s an age-old strategy: After a devastating loss, just say you won,” Stephen Colbert joked of Giuliani on Tuesday.

Jimmy Fallon: Trump Wanted a General With Coup Appeal

“You can tell a leader really knows his stuff when he uses the phrase ‘do a coup,’” Fallon said of Trump, who belittled a general for fearing he might try to stay in power.

Stephen Colbert Tackles Books About Trump’s Time in Office

Tell-alls about the Trump presidency include “Landslide,” “Betrayal” and “Nightmare Scenario,” “which is also how the former president describes having to read a book,” Colbert joked on Wednesday.

Late Night Sums Up the Biden and Putin Summit

“I had a feeling those two weren’t going to make it to the hometown date,” Jimmy Kimmel joked after the leaders cut their meeting short.

Jimmy Fallon Throws Jabs at Trump’s New Tour With Bill O’Reilly

“Backstage passes automatically come with a hush money payment of $130,000. Isn’t that nice?” Jimmy Fallon joked.

Late Night Is Tickled by Trump’s Pants

“You know, usually if you got this close to Trump’s crotch, he’d pay you $130,000,” Jimmy Kimmel joked of rumors that the former president had worn his pants backward.

Seth Meyers Calls Trump the ‘David Blaine of Crime’

“If he ever goes to trial, he’ll just regurgitate a frog that has ‘not guilty’ written on its back,” Meyers joked on Wednesday night.

Jimmy Kimmel and Ted Cruz Rekindle an Old Feud

Kimmel wouldn’t let Senator Cruz call the military “woke” and “emasculated,” so the Texas Republican reminded the comedian of his loss in their 2018 basketball game.

Stephen Colbert: Rand Paul ‘Randsplained’ His Vaccine Refusal

“Senator Paul has been a bit of a skeptic of how bad Covid really is, which is probably why he got Covid,” Colbert said on Monday.

Jimmy Kimmel Believes Trump Would Flip on His Own Children

Kimmel agreed with Michael Cohen, the former president’s longtime personal lawyer, who said in an interview that Trump would turn on anyone to save himself.