#parody
- L.P.D.: LIBERTARIAN POLICE DEPARTMENT (New Yorker)
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
Give TOM O'DONNELL some free-market love, peeps.
