My Tradecraft Things
Deaddrops near roses, whispers with Britons
Five Eyes exchanges and CIA missions
Brown paper packages of OTP'd strings
These are a few of my favourite things
Black Cubing smartphones from Apple and Google
Doorbells with cameras and shotgun mic'd poodles
Stingrays that fly through the sky on drone wings
These are a few of my favourite things
Girls in white dresses with zero-day stashes
Handshakes MITM'd by elite anti-fashes
Foiled white nationalist conspiracy rings
These are a few of my favorite things
When MOSSAD bites
When cagey bees sting
When I'm feeling MAD
I simply remember my tradecraft things
And them I don't feel so bad