Beards are to protect men when they're punched in the face (thankyou, USA), a politician's Boss Lvl Corruption can indeed be deduced from their weight (vive la France!), a multi-national team has found correct way to transport rhino and more - the Ig Noble Prize 2021
excellence rewarded
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-09-10/ig-nobel-prize-winners-announced-2021/100448016
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