About how effective drinking #bleach is against #COVID-19:

$ cat virus.pl 
print "HAHA, enjoy COVID-19!\n";
$ perl virus.pl
HAHA, enjoy COVID-19!

So that’s how the virus normally works. Let’s add some bleach then.

$ cat virus.pl 
use Acme::Bleach;
print "HAHA, enjoy COVID-19!\n";
$ perl virus.pl 

Virus is gone!

$ cat virus.pl
use Acme::Bleach;

So, it worked! The virus is GONE! Only the bleach is left! Let's reopen everything!

$ perl virus.pl
HAHA, enjoy COVID-19!

Damn it. #alleskaputt