Headline prognosis based on historical example

• The disgraced sorry excuse of a prime minister is vacationing in the Dominican Republic
• In a desperate attempt to regain his position, Bloody Stupid Johnson is boarding a plane to England
• The Ex-PM has landed in Gatwick
• Boris Johnson announces his candidacy and meets with Tory faction
• The King is expected to appoint his excellency as new prime minister

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