I am an emoji dyslexian. When someone writes an ;) emoji, I have no clue whatssoever what the persons wants to say to me. Was the former sentence meant ironically, does that person want to flirt with me or has he or she something in the eye that doesn't come out? I have no idea.
And I never used emojis. But in the last two years or so I use to add emojis in my texts whenever I want to express something that is hardly expressable.
My favourite emojis are:
🚀 : when something is groundbreaking or modern in an ironic way like a missing button to delete my profile on a plattform.
🍖 : when something is like cool but in a male and slightly macho way like an Arnold Schwarzenegger film
🐧 : when something is odd and doesn't fit in place like penguins in a zoo
💣 : when something bad is going to happen but in a beautiful way that I use to enjoy due to my excitement of catastrophies
👻 : when something is haunting us in a way that it is highly annoying but nevertheless harmless
✨ : when something is wonderful but a little bit too wonderful like a chocolate bar that is a little bit too sweet to be delicious.
With these emojis I am absolutely sure that there are people that are never getting what I want to express with them. But that is like my vengeance because I usually don't get what all the other emojis are trying to express.
