IFFs -- Identified flying fucks -- focus on UFOs
Because why deal with factual issues like #AcceleratingGlobalClimateCataclysm, #DeterioratingPublicSchools, #USGunInsanity, #SociopathicSupremeCourt, and #CivilRights when you can pursue some dick-head's fantasy of an issue.
Lawmakers request UFO select committee after whistleblower testimony