Every second I don't kill myself is wasted. I am so inefficient! I wish I could go back in time and kill my parents before I was born. It's like a #ReverseHitler. I think. Has anyone ever written that story? Someone traveling back in time to kill themselves? Then they wouldn't be around to travel back in time to kill themselves. It's a freakin' #paradox man! I am BLOWING MY OWN MIND, LITERALLY!