Todays #floridaman candidate is the top cop from Miami.

Head of Miami police reportedly shoots himself on busy highway.
Alfredo ‘Freddy’ Ramirez in critical but stable condition after shooting following earlier ‘altercation’ attended by Tampa officers.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the end of this WTF story…

(https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/24/freddy-ramirez-miami-dade-police-director-shot?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other)