The Reply Guy

Just learned the word reply guy. Immediately I thought up this little internet #poem.

I want to be a reply guy

turn them popular into my mates

I want to be a reply guy

worship superior primates

I want to be a reply guy

pester the chief of the pack

I want to be a reply guy

get a little lovin back

But as soon as I see their self-righteous streams,

their courtly manners, their sovereign regimes

I say fuck'em

And then I block'em