Running into old newspapers is a delight when going thru old stuff packed in boxes and the case in point is a comics/puzzle page of the local paper from July 2009. I solved the Jumble ("What the hard working baker did" answer: Loafed all day) and the Celebrity Cipher, content of which prompts this post.

After I solved it, it read, "I have a very strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." --Clint Eastwood

If nobody has smacked any sense into that mofo yet, now is as good a time as any to do it to make up for lost time.
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