#HashtagGames
#AdviceFromABadComedian

He who has had has been; He who's has-been, has been had

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#AdviceFromABadComedian

If thine enemy offend thee, give his kid a drum for Christmas.

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#AdviceFromABadComedian

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

#HashtagGames
#AdviceFromABadComedian

Never forget that it's pillage BEFORE you burn.