#dadjokes
https://universeodon.com/@AnneTheWriter1/112786707450005717 AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com - If (like me) you're getting a little burned out of "that same certain news story" and all the misinformation running rampant on social media right now, it's a good idea to take a break.
Here are some suggested pleasant, positive accounts & hashtags to enjoy (even though it's not #FollowFriday ), in no particular order and on a variety of topics:
#SilentSunday
#ThreeGoodThings
#HashtagGames
#DogsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#FediArt
#StreetArt
#Design
#Photography
#Wildlife
#Songbirds / #SongbirdSaturday
#Butterflies / #Beescrolling
#Bloomscrolling
#Mosstodon
#LittleFreeLibraries / #Little_Free_Library
#Bicycles / #Bicycling / #BikeTooter
#Travel
#Staircases (really!)
#Architecture
#FensterFreitag / #WindowFriday
#JohnMastodon
#DadJokes / #Humor / #Puns
#HootinTootinTuesday
@proofofearth
@HourlyRedPandas
@nasa_bot
@paulisci
@beecycling
Welcome to #CheckIn for Monday, March 11
Hi there. This is Lee and I'll be your host through next Wednesday (3/13). If you're #NewHere; welcome!
😊 Today's Topic: Dad Jokes 😊
Give us your best dad jokes and I'll put them in the Dad-a-Base. No more than 50 per post! 😋 Do not resist the urge to dad-icate, yourself by one-upping (-downing?) your fellow posters. BTW, you don't have to i-dad-ify, male, or even have "dad-poles", to tell dad jokes.
May the farce be with you ... 😄
Lee
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Dad Jokes | Don't laugh Challenge | Sath vs Matt | Raise Your Spirits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcDdLav3dw
9:49 min video
#video #DadJokes #yeahmad #lol
Some people think a single cockroach is disgusting, but what’s really gross is 144 of them.
#DadJokes #BaDumTish
Urgent Reminder: May the 4th is a Jedi holiday ONLY
Stormtroopers may however call in Sith.
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^So^ ^long^ ^as^ ^they're^ ^hitting^ ^their^ ^targets.^
Dad: "Well son......there are three kinds of people in the world."
Son: "What are they, dad?"
Dad: "1) Those who can count. 2) Those who can't."
#dadjokes
Schmutzige Wörter müssen in die Wortspüle.
#puns #wordplay #wortspiele #dadjokesbutstillchildless #dadjokes #kalauer
Fettisch ist der Fett-Fetischist.
#puns #wordplay #dadjokes #childlessdadjoke #wortspiele #kalauer #kahl_aua #sonnenbrandaufglatze #wortspielkasseplündern
Did you hear about the NZ boater who got hung up on a river control structure and spent the night out before being rescued?
They were none the worse for the weir.