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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

I can't. The Devil's takin' me down to Georgia.

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Not today--I gotta check in with my parole officer.
Gonna tell him I got them steadily depressin' low down mind messin' workin' at the carwash blues.

#JimCroce

https://youtu.be/1SULVCWbFUI?si=bwrVTR1AnIGbtp3P

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I feel lucky, that's why.

https://youtu.be/eLMkMfYJe4w

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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

I blew out my flip flops & stepped on a pop top.
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

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Take this job and shove it.

#JohnnyPaycheck

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I have to babysit because the regular sitter's flight was delayed by a wheel falling off the plane.

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I just got a fancy laptop so now I can just telecommute. See you next Monday.

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Not today, boss, I've got a head crash.

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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

A severe case of spring fever