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You put your right foot in, then put your right foot out
Then put your right foot in and shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey to turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

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How 'bout exercise that muscle between your ears--read a book!

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Wearing a push-up bra counts for 2 push-ups.

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When you do squats, take your spurs off first

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Futility is an exercise.

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Stretching the truth and pushing your luck is exercise

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Make doubly sure that when you lose weight, it doesn't find you again. Mine does.

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You don't need to exercise if you're in shape. Round is a shape

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