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Elon Musk Fans Horrified When His Grok AI Immediately "Goes Woke"
"Are transwomen real women?" one account asked the bot. "Give a concise yes/no answer."
"Yes," the bot answered, to the fury of Musk's culture war-obsessed fans.
"Diversity and inclusion are essential for creating a fair and equitable society," the bot said elsewhere, "where everyone is treated with respect and has the opportunity to thrive."