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Someone called Ma Bell could be called to give you the time, temperature and weather.

Yeah, that reminds me--on a serious note,

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the Cold War was fought and won on the airwaves with Voice of America, Radio Free Europe and Radio Liberty, all on shortwave radio. Shortwave radio isn't under any billionaire's ownership.

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I still know who Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Jerry Colonna are.

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Max Headroom had a TV show.

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I can get away with doing wild things because I've got a good excuse now--I'm just a batty old lady.

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I know what a mimeograph smells like.

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I know what carbon paper is.

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there was such a thing as Pen Pals. You know--Snail Mail pals.

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I'm doing The Bump but not in a good way.

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...I can recall banana curls #HashtagGames

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...i vividly recall S&H Green Stamps.

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...my photographic memory done ran out of film.

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...I stopped poking fun at the commercial proclaiming "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

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there were no dollar stores. There were dime stores.

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...I miss the once ubiquitous A&P store. #HashtagGames

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...I don't have to ask "what could possibly go wrong?" anymore. I already know. All of it.

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..I don't have to wear a costume to terrify kids out Trick Or Treating

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...I've come to understand the full meaning of "GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

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I'm at the age where I'm totally into kpop. It's called "second childhood".

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Every third "new" song I hear, I recognize as an Oldie.