Since Elon Musk is 6'2" tall, if he were to turn Twitter into a gated community, he could call it Elongated.

#SorryNotSorry #pun #joke #JustAJokeButOnlyJust

I stand to attention when someone is making fun of me. I just can't stand a tease.

#humour #humor #joke #JustAJokeButOnlyJust

“You remember, it’s that one where Sherlock walks in just as the murderer strikes in the allotments.”

“Ah, yes, cue Cumberbatch.”

“No, it was in the potting shed.”

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