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Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.

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He who slings mud loses ground.

#TRUTH

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Boarding School = where to learn carpentry.

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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape

#Greg Hewgill

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Chair = the headquarters of your hindquarters

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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Make headlines! Sleep on a corduroy pillow.

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Four minus two is one and the same.

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Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonnated

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Musicians use the rhythm method.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, then we must beware the humanitarian.

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Vultures fly with carrion luggage.

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Otezla is NOT a brand of Irish made electric cars.

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Time Flies Like Wind. Fruit Flies Like Bananas.

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A forklift is NOT a machine for setting tables!

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A flat minor = What you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

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A driver with a truck load of hogs was looking for a porking spot.

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A good businessman is known by the company he keeps

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A giraffe walks into a bar, and says, "The high balls are on me."

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G strings are meant to be plucked.