My modest debate proposal
My modest debate proposal:.
I'll debate Trump any day, inclusive of tomorrow.
I'll shall have the banjo of my choice.
Trump shall have his invisible concertina.
A portion of the debate will consist of a dance-off.
Neck ties shall not hang down below the participant's knees.
There will no use of " anonymous horses".
Likewise, any statement that begins with" many people say" will result in a mild electric shock directly to a body part chosen by the opponent.
The language used will be American English, no foggy dementia inspired
gibberish.
I think that covers my conditions.
#quote by #SteveMartin
