It's a complete Bafflerama

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Police in Washington, D.C., say they are “baffled” as to the identity of the person who hurled ketchup at the Department of Justice headquarters.

The act of vandalism, which occurred in the early hours of Tuesday, left a red smear the approximate size of a paper plate on the side of the D.O.J. building, the Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/police-baffled-as-to-who-threw-ketchup-at-doj-building
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