#borowitz
It's a complete Bafflerama
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Police in Washington, D.C., say they are “baffled” as to the identity of the person who hurled ketchup at the Department of Justice headquarters.
The act of vandalism, which occurred in the early hours of Tuesday, left a red smear the approximate size of a paper plate on the side of the D.O.J. building, the Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/police-baffled-as-to-who-threw-ketchup-at-doj-building
#borowitz #lol
Americans Seething with Envy of U.K. After Malignant Narcissist Opts Not to Run Again
Heh.
#Satire - but with natural flavoring, and a bit #truth about the unnatural, #GQP-infused #TrumpVirus #Borowitz
Once upon a time this would immediately be ID'd as satire... now it's close to Real Life, in a #TrumpVIrus kind of way...
Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers
Hah! I'm pretty sure he'd "like" that idea.
(If #TrumpVirus didn't trademark it first!)
Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa
#Meta grandiosity & narcissism making the rounds.
#Borowitz #Satire #Zuckerberg #Facebook #Meta #sociopaths #socialmedia #narcissism #delusion
