Storming the Ferrix Tower
So, you're a Stormtrooper and you're walking up the spiral stairs. And it's like GONG GONG GONG. And it's not too bad at first but man, as you get near the top it's just ringing and ringing in your helmet.
I mean, it's insane. GONG!!!! GONG!!!! GONG!!!!
It's the damn worst thing you've ever heard, and you were a test subject for Dr. Gorst. Man.
GONG!!!!! GONG!!!!! GONG!!!!
Okay, you're getting dizzy and you're just numb and dazed from the noise. You contemplate pulling off your helmet but that'll just make it even worse if you can imagine it. You can't, though. You can't imagine anything worse than this.
GONG!!!!!!!! GONG!!!!!!! GONG!!!!!
So you finally get to the top and this madman is just pounding away and if you were thinking straight you'd realize he's got SPF 1,000,000 level hearing protection but you aren't thinking straight so you're like, "Wait, give me second to---"
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
You're last thought is, "What, no safety railing? WTF is wrong with this galaxy?"
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