#starwars
May the Fourth
#OwenBenjamin comments on the nerdiest fake holiday since #Kwanzaa was invented.
To celebrate May the 4th we should all appreciate what a Boomer institution Star Wars is:
- Luke forsook his rural upbringing to take part in a political campaign he had no place in.
- Leah was a strong independent feminist.
- Obi-Wan was a childless hippie who devoted his life to eastern mysticism.
- Han is a wandering deadbeat who lives with his dog and is obsessed with his car.
- Darth Vader abandoned his family to pursue his career.
- The robots are in an openly gay relationship.
- Everyone treats the empire like the great evil while fully enjoying the comforts and protections it provides.
In retrospect, #StarWars may have been a much darker commentary on the realities of #ClownWorldβs politics than most of us realized at the time.
GG Allin frozen in carbonite magnet censored...
#ggallin #starwars #esb #empirestrikesback #theempirestrikesback #frozen #carbonite #magnet #censored
https://scicomm.xyz/@paul4kant/112297446962213752 paul4kant@scicomm.xyz - After months of sorting more than 50k bricks & numerous weekends of building, my son & I finished the #Lego Millennium Falconβ’ (75192) last weekend.
Made of around 7.5k colorful bricks & weighing around 13kg in total. Our greatest Lego project ever.
Out of the 7.5k bricks we had 6.5k in our stocks & ordered the rest. Believing in #sustainabilityΒ Β we reused most of the bricks we already had.
Please boost, if want to color up someone else's day! ππΒ Β
The Death Star has a serious design flaw in one of its exhaust vents.
#wookieleaks #starwars #leak #military #deathstar #design #fail
hiding in the no cave...
#hiding #not #cave #millenniumfalcon #starwars #theempirestrikesback #esb #empirestrikesback #asteroid #vidcap #animatedgif
