The story - aside from 1 million COVID cases yesterday in the U.S.- is about to break the Internet, already circling late-night TV (Colbert, e.g.) From The Atlantic:
You Have No Idea How Hard It Is to Get a Hamster Drunk
The best-drinking animals on earth: Hamsters.
And you thought they were only cute! They'll out-drink the best.
Please don't try to out-drink your hamster! #StaySafe