Your next excuse is on platform 5 – German train travel has become an experience worthy of Kafka

Erratic Deutsche Bahn services make our commutes a misery. Luckily, their meaningless announcements are an art form

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(I can confirm. Sitting in the very first train to Hamburg, and the very first announcement on board was that the digital services aren't working. Well, at least the WLAN is. For now.)