CURRENT JOKE MAKING THE ROUNDS:
Russian buys paper, glances at front page, throws it out.
Next day: same again. Etc...
Eventually, seller asks: "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, just checking for an obituary," he say.
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"Oh, this one will be!"

— Bob Eager Eur Ing #FBPE #FBPPR #RejoinEU *NO DMs* (@rde42) March 4, 2022