https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113663394656189002 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Up on da cuppybird
Figgy sneeks
In da nom bag
Figgy peeks
Frew da hole
He maked befor
He steels snaks
Den eats sum mor
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DemNomsNotForHim #ITellsMama #MamaNotDoAnyfingBoutFiggyFeefing #ItNotNiceToFeef #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113606802906074053 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Wat's dis? Wat yoo hab?
I come sniff but not gwab
A takeeedo yoo say
Den yoo pull it away
I wants a taste, pweez
I can smell all da cheez
So yoo gib sum to me
Oh so spysee it be!
#CheddarPoetry #DenIWantedMor #ButItAllGone #FiggyNotShur #FinComeAgenForSnak #SpycamraSawedHim #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113595402401393731 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - In da nite, all blak and lean
A kitty fwend we long not seen
Comes stwolling by to hab a snak
Oh cud it be? Da Fin is bak!
So long ago he dissypeered
Da worstest be wat mama feared
But dere he be, a shadow bwite
Agenst da blanky sno of wite
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113589864432380525 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Mama gets da ipaw
Cuz I weally wants to paynt
Figgy comes, he wants to halp
But good at it, he aynt
As I make a pikchur
Figgy taps da mouse to play
Den I bops him on da hed
Cuz he be in da way
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #FiggyNotBeryGoodAtIt #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113572875699728885 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - I has a snak
And clime up twee
But den my tummy
Not agwee
It starts to ake
Befor I noe
Den noms fly out
And fall like sno
#CheddarPoetry #BleksNoFun #DaPookGotEberyware #INeededLotsCuddlesAfter #IOkNow #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
My Callyder: https://etsy.me/48DhQkf
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113459539820012903 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Blak and wite kitty
Sits under da twee
Me and da Figgy
Go wach and go see
Mama sees too
So she puts out sum nums
Da kitty, wif hunger
To bol she den runs
#CheddarPoetry #MamaFinksItDaStwayBabysMama #DaKittyEatAllDaNoms #CatsOfMastodon
My callyder: https://etsy.me/48DhQkf
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113431247456566954 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - All da leefs fall
And cubber da gwound
Da Figgy clime twee
To looky awound
He looking for leefs
Cuz dey go on twee
But twee, it be nakey
Dere's few left to see
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeSingLeefSong #CatsOfMastodon
My callyder: https://etsy.me/48DhQk
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113396932385269479 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Da nite befor hallyweeny
Da hous, it be dark
Da gosts, dey be hiding
Da kandil, it spark
Da flor, it gos kweek
As yoo go chek yor bol
And it be all EMPTY
Da noms, dey got stole!
#CheddarPoetry #SkaryStorwy #NiteBeforHallyweeny #FiggyNotLikeDatStorwy #HeChekBolAfter #ItHadNoms #catsofmastadon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113272329729760126 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - As sunbeam shines
All warm and bwite
Da Figgy ses
Lets wessle fite!
I pounce him firs
He pounce me bak
I wins wif sneeky
Ched attak!
#CheddarPoetry #OutsideWessles #IWin #FiggyNotWin #CuzIAlwaysWin #catsofmastadon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113221640311977765 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy climes da cherry twee
He sings his songs, gos hi to see
And as he dos, he keeps kontwol
As he shows off his bumbum hole
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaMissDaFirsPartOfHisSong #ICotFiggyPlayingWifDaFosterBaby #DeyPlayBopbopUnderBed #DaFosterBabyNotAllowedOutside #catsofmastadon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113096983082057719 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Sunbeam bwite
And sunbeam hot
I has a nap
In shady spot
Mama outside
Much too long
Dat hot too hot
Dat bwite too stwong
And now her hed
It hurty ake
I cuddles close
Big purrs I make
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #TooHot #IMiteNotHartOrWeply #ITakeCareOfMamaTilSheBetter #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113000708512836610 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Eberytime da Fig and me
Go wessling on da flor
Figgy always loses
Den he pouts and not wants mor
#CheddarPoetry #HeTwyAndCheatByBitingMyBumbum #IAlwaysWin #FiggyNoFunWenHePouts
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112949801715603919 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy finks he clebber
He be so pwoud of self
All becuz he figger out
How to get top of shelf
#CheddarPoetry #NowHeGoUpDereAllDaTime #HeGoOnMamasShelfToo #HeFindDollyFwend #HeFrowDollyOnFlorEberyTime
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112830824827810444 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Firs we chase into da twee
And den Figgy pounce on me!
We wessle hard, we kik and bite
Den Figgy takes a west from fite
He pounce agen, but den he fall
And he pwetend he not at all
He jump up hi, da wessle end
My winning stweek I still defend
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112751479810344041 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Mama gots a hurty hed
It prolly from da hots
Sunbeam shining bery bwite
Dat hurts da mama lots
All da nite, da mama hurt
Today, she in my care
I will halp her hed get well
Cuz hurty heds not fair
#CheddarPoetry #SunbeamGettingTooHot #INotLikeDaHot #HurtyHed #MiteNotHartOrWeply #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112541943575784937 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Mama taking all da dirt
Out from da flower pot
Figgy come to halp her dig
He diggy dig a lot!
As he digs, he kikky kiks
He cheks for dirt he miss
Den he ses dat he be done
Da mama, he go kiss
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DiggyDiggy #FiggyGettingGoodAtDaDiggy #HalpingMama #NoFin #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112338084372137952 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy kwalls in leefy bag
But leefy he not be
Inside bag, he starts to play
He sing all happyly
Mama tells him he not leef
Da Fig peeks out and gwins
Den da Fig jumps out da bag
Befor he kwalls bak in
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotLeef #FinCameDisMorning #HeHabNomsAndWater
#CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112332361948812524 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - I had sum gwass
And it be yum
But den unhappy
Was my tum
I start to hak
My tummy shout
And den I blek
Da gwass bak out
#CheddarPoetry #DisFirstestTimeIBlekGwass #INotLikeBlek #INeedCuddleFromMamaAfter #FinNotCome #CatsOfMastodon
