https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113663394656189002 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Up on da cuppybird
Figgy sneeks
In da nom bag
Figgy peeks
Frew da hole
He maked befor
He steels snaks
Den eats sum mor
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DemNomsNotForHim #ITellsMama #MamaNotDoAnyfingBoutFiggyFeefing #ItNotNiceToFeef #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113589864432380525 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Mama gets da ipaw
Cuz I weally wants to paynt
Figgy comes, he wants to halp
But good at it, he aynt
As I make a pikchur
Figgy taps da mouse to play
Den I bops him on da hed
Cuz he be in da way
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #FiggyNotBeryGoodAtIt #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113470728939776863 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Silly Figgy
Steels skwubby fwom da sink
And puts it wif his toys
Silly Figgy
Steels pluggy fwom da sink
And leebs it on da flor
Silly Figgy
Steels stwaw fwom da sink
And leebs it by mama's cup
Silly Figgy
Plays in da sink
And has nuffing else to steel
#SillyFiggy #CatsOfMastodon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113448086768264148 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - As mama praktis peeyano
Figgy peeks outside da boks
He desides to hop out
But his bumbum get stuk
Mama, she see
And halps him go fwee
I wach da hole fing
Den wessles him good
#SillyFiggy #StukBumbum #Spycam #MamaPraktisingPeeyano #IWinWessle #CatsOfMastodon
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https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113431247456566954 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - All da leefs fall
And cubber da gwound
Da Figgy clime twee
To looky awound
He looking for leefs
Cuz dey go on twee
But twee, it be nakey
Dere's few left to see
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeSingLeefSong #CatsOfMastodon
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https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113363167771168633 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy such a baby
All soft and silly
Singing his baby songs
And always following me
He talks his funny words
And finks dat he be big
But he jus still all baby
A warryer he not
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/113221640311977765 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy climes da cherry twee
He sings his songs, gos hi to see
And as he dos, he keeps kontwol
As he shows off his bumbum hole
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaMissDaFirsPartOfHisSong #ICotFiggyPlayingWifDaFosterBaby #DeyPlayBopbopUnderBed #DaFosterBabyNotAllowedOutside #catsofmastadon
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112541943575784937 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Mama taking all da dirt
Out from da flower pot
Figgy come to halp her dig
He diggy dig a lot!
As he digs, he kikky kiks
He cheks for dirt he miss
Den he ses dat he be done
Da mama, he go kiss
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DiggyDiggy #FiggyGettingGoodAtDaDiggy #HalpingMama #NoFin #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
https://universeodon.com/@fartycheddarcat/112338084372137952 fartycheddarcat@universeodon.com - Figgy kwalls in leefy bag
But leefy he not be
Inside bag, he starts to play
He sing all happyly
Mama tells him he not leef
Da Fig peeks out and gwins
Den da Fig jumps out da bag
Befor he kwalls bak in
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotLeef #FinCameDisMorning #HeHabNomsAndWater
#CatsOfMastodon
