Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources on X:
"Me: I'm looking for the perfect tree.
Forester: We sustainably harvest Douglas fir, western hemlock, western redcedar...
Me: No, no. Those won't work.
Forester: What more can I do?
Me (sadly): All I want for Christmas is yew." / Xhttps://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1733150692901298354
#pun