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It's easy to lead a tech company. You just find scape goat for failures & fire them. It's difficult to code. That's where you must pay the most.

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Software industry is screwed. Morning u feel u finished your work, miday spec changes, and evening ur questioned y the work is not done

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A scrum master is the one who promises a cuckold King that he can fuck 10 Queens to deliver a baby in a month, and blames the Queens for failure.

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Coding brain is so different from talking brain, just a meeting is enough to mess things up. Talkers will never understand us.

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Why I don't use Scrum to manage my Remote Teams? | #management #scrum #async #agile #remotework

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