and the yoks are rolling (as was the ground)
"VIC: Dan blamed for severity of earthquake
NSW/ACT: also has earthquake media don't scrutinise
QLD: claims due to decentralisation earthquakes will take longer to happen
WA: shuts border to earthquakes
Tas: what's an earthquake?
SA: will welcome earthquakes when safe
NT: beers
#Melbourne #earthquake #This-is-serious-mum #LOLs #yoks #straaya