#yearbook
I backscanned through the facebook feed of the #alien #probe who is claiming to have gone to High School with me, and she does in fact, in a caption claim to have graduated the same year as me. And she is not in a single picture in my #yearbook. NOT ONE. Who is this "#person"? All of her pictures look like extremely realistic cardboard cutouts. I have a weird feeling she might be a #military #project or something.
There is this one person on my #facebook #friend list who I think is a #fiction. She has pictures of herself in first, second and third grade… those collection shots they did of kids in the sixties through the eighties (and probably later). And she is right there. In one of them she is right next to me. She has middle school and high school photos. She "went" to my High School. There she is. There is her #yearbook #photo right in alphabetical order. I know whole gobs of other people. I know everyone in the elementary school photos. But I have zero memory of her. Nothing. And I think I would remember her. She comments on things I post from time to time as if she remembers me. And I can't believe it. I don't have any idea who this person was or is. And her photos all look generated somehow. She always has a blandly pleasant look on her face and she is looking directly at the camera.
I think she must be an #alien #observation #drone who is trying to insert herself into my memories. She must be some grad students bizarre experiment. She just doesn't look like a real person. Even her cats don't look like real cats. They look like #robot #cats.
Oh well, there's nothing to be done. It's not like I can post to her wall, "Pardon me, I have no memory of you, are you an #alien #probe, by chance?