Here's an article where the first sentences totally grabbed me.... Such clarity and #truth !!

Donald Trump is a knobbly turd rubbed into a shag rug. He's a moneyed cretin getting Big Mac grease all over the grips of his high-end golf clubs.

Donald Trump reportedly planning presidential campaign launch in Tallahassee to spite Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis

Well, there you go! But the article is even more interesting/fun as it references an upcoming royal rumble of #TrumpVirus spreaders.
With fast-rising challenger, #DeathSantis the Killer. My what great stuff comes out of the #GQP, as blessed by #Fox & fiends.

#MakeAmericaSaneAgain