Unsere Gesellschaft und wie sich Frauen darin zu verhalten haben: https://www.refinery29.com/de-de/2024/01/11639939/golden-globes-barbie-taylor-swift-jo-koy-witze
#Feminismus #problem #Gesellschaft #entertainment #Kino #witz #Sexismus
#comic #enterprise #borg #widerstand #ai #übersetzung #kommunikation #lol #humor #spaß #witz #witzig
Kommt ein Mann mit Frosch auf dem Kopf zum Arzt.
👨⚕️ Fragt der Arzt:
"Was haben Sie denn gemacht?"
🐸 Sagt der Frosch:
"Weiß auch nicht, bin wohl wo rein getreten."
#Naturgarten #mygarden #Teich #Frosch #Quak #Witz
https://twitter.com/natur_u/status/1708535552381698091
Entgegen meinen üblichen Gewohnheiten hab ich einen j#üdischen #Witz, allerdings in Englisch. Ein Schmock/Schmuck ist ein Trottel:
In the winter of 1926, Selma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room."
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
