#buzzwords
"HEY HI acceleration"... or selling #HARDWARE using #buzzwords and #artificialhype https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/06/marvell_ai_chip/
"Smart"? What did this SUV score in the SATs? https://carbuzz.com/news/smart-suvs-production-design-leaked-in-patent-filings #buzzwords #crap #patents
Disguising #softwarepatents as "Hey Hi" again, as usual... the new loopholes riding the wave of #buzzwords and hype https://www.natlawreview.com/article/patent-protection-ai-inventions #swpats
#ibm CEO Krishna (joke quote): "If I say enough buzzwords then I sound smart." https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1ddoMyvb#replies #buzzwords #redhat #nonsense #clowncomputing
#ibm #redhat has become little beyond a soup or salad of #buzzwords in the #marketing department (it is embarrassingly shallow; how many actual engineers left?) https://opensource.com/article/21/10/first-phases-devsecops-transformation
#redhat marketing itself as a "clown" https://www.redhat.com/en/blog/future-connected-cloud-architecture #ibm #buzzwords
#ibm #ibm = #buzzwords machines (it wasn't like this years ago; nowhere near as bad) https://opensource.com/article/21/10/devsecops-maturity-model
#ibm #redhat does tons of #buzzwords campaigning these days. It's not only boring; it's mostly shallow and meaningless, e.g. today: https://opensource.com/article/21/10/devsecops-team-efforthttps://opensource.com/article/21/10/devsecops-team-effort
#ibm #buzzwords #collapse #financialEngineering (the #microsoft buckets game!) "Odd that the re-naming removed all mention of AI (Cognitive) and Cloud. I thought we were maniacally focused on HEY HU and Clown." https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1d9MMFw9#replies
#clownComputing #hotAir #buzzwords #ibm "IBM Cloud Platform is merged into infrastructure distributed systems. The article calls it IaaS. The investor call said regulator clouds." https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1d9MMFw9#replies
No, there's no such thing as "Hey Hi" and "Intellectual Property Rights" is just three lies in a row. Lies have become the norm and #buzzwords are the language of thieving #litigation fanatics. https://www.mondaq.com/patent/1116984/trouble-arises-in-legal-documents-on-intellectual-property-rights-related-to-ai #patents #HeyHi
Another salad of #buzzwords from #ibm #rehat today https://enterprisersproject.com/article/2021/9/why-devsecops-fails-4-mistakes-avoid
Once you get rid of ridiculous and widely misused #buzzwords like "Hey Hi" you realise this is just a matter of whether #patents can be granted to bots, which is a laughable thing (justice prevailed in this case) https://www.technologylawdispatch.com/2021/09/in-the-courts/uk-court-of-appeal-rules-ai-is-not-an-inventor/
"What even is a "cloud-based recording service"?! The Strato case seems to be about a file storage service, or a remote hard disk." #clowncomputing = #hype and #misleading #buzzwords for #surveillance agenda http://ipkitten.blogspot.com/2021/09/ag-hogan-advises-cjeu-to-rule-that.html?showComment=1632733720515#c8783689231588669237
#5h hype!! 5g revolution!!! 5g is the beast!! #marketing #buzzwords #hype #nonsense https://www.theregister.com/2021/09/24/5g_gaming_ercisson/
When #RedHat says "Shares" it does not mean #sharing but #buzzwords like "DevSecOps" https://www.redhat.com/en/blog/red-hat-shares-devsecops
#ibm quotes: "They need to master Ethical AI.” #HEYHI #buzzwords + pseudo ethics + "MASTER!" https://enterprisersproject.com/article/2021/9/what-is-ethical-artificial-intelligence-ai-7-questions-answered IBM "Hey hi" ('smart' gas chambers): http://techrights.org/2021/03/28/ibm-and-rms-incompatible/
#PatrickWingrove pushing #softwarepatents agenda using meaningless #buzzwords and #fluff such as "Hey Hi" (infantile reporting hallmark) https://www.managingip.com/article/b1tp6fqvpj8dqh/ipo-annual-meeting-speakers-set-out-ai-healthcare-challenges http://techrights.org/wiki/index.php/Software_Patents_in_Europe
#ibm #layoffs #marketing #buzzwords "Does that describe IBM though and not just WH? All marketing and no substance" https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1cO3HbBU#replies