Is anyone into toad licking?

It is not from The Onion!

The US National Park Service put out a warning, STOP LICKING TOADS!!!!
#NotTheOnion #ToadLicking #USA #DumbFuckistan #WTF

https://www.daily-sun.com/post/654870/US-national-park-service-tells-visitors-to-stop-licking-toads

US national park service tells visitors to stop licking toads | Daily Sun |

US National Park Service Tells Visitors To Stop Licking Toads To Get High

Not From The Onion!

#Politics #Iran #Ukraine #Football #Ukraine #FIFA #WorldCup #NotTheOnion

Foreigners must tell the #Israeli defence ministry if they fall in love with a Palestinian in the occupied #WestBank, according to new rules.

This is truly turning into a sad and disgusting dark comedy. The only problem is that it's real.
#NotTheOnion #Aparthrid #Occupation #WTF

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-62730164

Israeli rules say West Bank visitors must declare love interest

New rules for foreigners, including reporting romantic ties with Palestinians, draw criticism.

Taliban call for resolution to Russia-Ukraine war via 'peaceful means' - The Jerusalem Post

#NotTheOnion

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-698677

Taliban call for resolution to Russia-Ukraine war via 'peaceful means'

"The Islamic Emirate calls for restraint by both parties," The Taliban government in Afghanistan said regarding the Russia-Ukraine conflict.

How truly absurd #patent #law can become http://www.ip.finance/2022/01/over-100-million-patent-damages-decision.html #patents #monopolies #notTheOnion

#BBC #HealthThreat #fatty #obese #Djokovic #Nolan #NotTheOnion #2022-01 #Covid #Vaccine

Google boss Sundar Pichai warns of threats to internet freedom | BBC News

The free and open internet is under attack in countries around the world, Google boss Sundar Pichai has warned.

Google is worried about Internet freedom.
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#technology #tech #Google #internet #freedom #irony #NotTheOnion

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57763382

Google boss Sundar Pichai warns of threats to internet freedom

Sundar Pichai says AI will change the world - and defends Google's record on tax, privacy and data.

COVID-19: Nicola Sturgeon, statement on Scottish restrictions

Well, sort of.

https://twitter.com/nicolasturgeon/status/1241808524939755520?lang=en

#NotTheOnion #ButStillAJoke

#NotTheOnion: New species discovered on Twitter --- parasitic fungus infecting sexual organs of American millipedes.

https://phys.org/news/2020-05-bizarre-species-twitter.html

#YouCantMakeThisShitUp

Bizarre new species discovered... on Twitter

While many of us use social media to be tickled silly by cat videos or wowed by delectable cakes, others use them to discover new species. Included in the latter group are researchers from the University of Copenhagen's Natural History Museum of...

This letter from Trump to Erdoğan beggars belief. I thought it was fake despite the assertions of realness from the source where I first saw it. Even the supposedly "fake news," "propaganda arm of the Democrat Party," "lamestream" media thought that this letter was a hoax. It isn't. It's real. The letter was published by Trish Regan at Fox Business. The authenticity of the letter was confirmed by White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham.

This man isn't fit to be president. It's quite clear to me that he doesn't want to be president. Give him what he so desperately wants: impeach and remove.

#politics #trump #nottheonion
https://twitter.com/trish_regan/status/1184559361638748161

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKNQPRE0WG8&feature=youtu.be
#USA #Internetspeed #Verizon #nottheonion 'verizon slowed down firefighters` upload speed'
Brutal real life sarcastically commented in a US news show.