Man throws pasta with sauce out window, hitting driver in car next to him... in Florida
#floridaman The puns on social media are glorious.
https://www.thepoke.com/2024/05/01/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-pasta-puns/
#floridaman
#FloridaMan gay porn star prominent in the toxic-masculinity Proud Boys... you can't make this shit up
Adult Male Performer/Proud Boy Sergeant Miles Pleads Guilty to Role in January 6 Capital Insurrection | EDGE United States
Miles has worked in adult male films since 2013, frequently with Lucas Entertainment. "While Miles filmed porn for Lucas Entertainment up until his arrest, Lucas routinely came to the defense of Miles for his support of Donald Trump, his criticism of dead school children killed in mass shootings, and his interrogation of gay co-stars over their STI test results, with Lucas even writing an impassioned plea to the gay porn industry in April of 2021 (three months after Miles attacked the Capitol), imploring other producers to work with Miles and not ban him for his 'political views'."
Miles, who lives in the Tampa suburb of Zephyrhills...
Florida man rolled over and slept on after quake - RÚV.is
Lol! Even in #iceland Florida man stays classy!
#Floridaman
https://www.ruv.is/english/2023-11-09-florida-man-rolled-over-and-slept-on-after-quake-396119
Well, isn't this precious?
Could it be that people are #woke to the #DeathSantis corruption and fascist assaults of civility and human respect?
Oh yes, but the question is, will/CAN the King of Woke register his lack of love, his midnight spell on voters fading fast?
DeSantis Loudly Booed At Vigil For Jacksonville Shooting Victims
Video captured attendees booing the Florida Governor before and during his speech at a vigil for the three victims of the shooting at a Dollar General store.
(Not from the Onion) : US Presidential Candidate for the Republican Party, Ron DeSantis on video shared on social media :
— "We're gonna go after these third world countries that have become hotbeds of antisemitism"
#Floridaman #USElection #Politics #NotTheOnion #Israel #AntiSemitism #WTAF
using his #FloridaMan powers for good
Prison-striped Miamian touches down in DC for another Donald Trump protest
The prison stripes seen ‘round the world at Donald Trump’s last court appearance in Miami are due for another appearance at the former President’s next arraignment in Washington.
Their owner, Domenic Santana of Miami, told Florida Politics Wednesday afternoon, that he had just touched down in the nation’s capital to add more color to the proceedings expected Thursday.
Santana, who expects he’ll be at another Trump arraignment after Thursday’s, was the lone arrestee at the federal courthouse in Miami on June 13 when he allegedly jumped in front of Trump’s arriving motorcade.
Footage of his Miami arrest went viral and the support he’s received has him convinced showing up in prison stripes makes a big point, he said.
“It’s historic,” he said. “Here we have a con man who bamboozled the whole country into electing him President. And some people still believe he won the election.”
Todays #floridaman candidate is the top cop from Miami.
Head of Miami police reportedly shoots himself on busy highway.
Alfredo ‘Freddy’ Ramirez in critical but stable condition after shooting following earlier ‘altercation’ attended by Tampa officers.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the end of this WTF story…
Now, in addition to #Floridaman …we have #Floridawoman
https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-woman-fights-pet-alligator-wears-clothes-rides/story
#FloridaMan... sigh
["Gay MAGA"] Republican who allegedly lied about his background responds to NY Times bombshell by blaming 'the left' - Alternet. org
The list of discrepancies is much longer, including how Santos went from allegedly owing $12,000 in back rent payments that led to his eviction – twice – to self-funding his congressional campaign.
Gee, we didn't hear about him getting turned down for an apartment in DC 🤔
“Santos failed to disclose any assets or money in his bank accounts on his 2020 PFD, yet loaned his campaign more than $80,000, and has continued to self-fund his 2022 campaign – including a self loan of half a million dollars in the first quarter of 2022,” The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) warned in August.
The way Chris Williams wrote this article tickles my funny bone.
Florida man accused of breaking Mastodon's open-source license with botched social network launch
#Mastodon #OpenSource #FloridaMan
What I said 4 days ago I didn't say
https://i.imgur.com/21iE7e6.mp4
21 sec video sound
#video #DeSantis #floridaman
