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I have a X-Y-Diagram in #Excel, it is a unity circle (not so important) and I need a pointer that I can drag to any point in the diagram, and it should show me the X and Y value and the length of the pointer.
The Pointer should be defined by its starting point, the length should be calibrated to the length from 0 to 1/Xd, and 1/Xd should be the starting point of the pointer which should be fixed. 1/Xd is a point on the X axis, it is always y=0, so it lays on the x axis.
All values needed will be available in a table in Excel.
Anyone any idea how to āprogramā this?
I Will Fucking Dropkick You If You Use That Spreadsheet ā Ludicity
Anything. I am begging you on my hands and knees, anything. Write a SQLite database on your local hard drive. Do some garbage in Python. Encode the data in binary using a series of pebbles on your front lawn. If necessary, I will personally call your manager and explain the problem. I will actually do this. It's easy, I swear. They're all definitely easier than being defenestrated, which is the only alternative I am offering.
#excel #spreadsheets #database
https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-dropkick-you-if-you-use-that-spreadsheet/
memes.xlsx auf Twitter: āartificial intelligence is taking over https://t.co/rvFdNa0nqtā / Twitter
AI bot for Excel formulas. You tell it in English what you want and it tells you the Excel formula. The model is based on OpenAI's GPT-3.
Bonjour Diaspora* !
Je suis un cours sur excel sur openclassroom mais Ć©tant sous linux, je le fais sur libreoffice calc. Jāaimerais savoir sāil est possible dāimporter des modĆØles ou des exemples de classeurs avec de gros tableaux, afin que je puisse māexercer sur les diffĆ©rentes manip que propose le cour ? Car si je dois tout taper Ć la mainā¦ Merci de votre aide !
Excel als E-Sport: 194.000 sahen Finale der Tabellen-WM - Games - derStandard.de āŗ Web
Der Australier Andrew Ngai schlug seinen kanadischen Kontrahenten Michael Jarman mit 734 zu 280 Punkten
https://www.derstandard.de/story/2000131927519/excel-als-e-sport-194-000-sahen-finale-der-tabellen?
An #Excel error led to an estimated 1,500 deaths in the #UK last year
source: https://nitter.eu/emollick/status/1472223729056841732
The UK #COVID contact tracing effort saved to an old Excel file format (.XLS) rather than the new one (.XLSX). The smaller row limits resulted in names being dropped & they were never contacted by tracers.
#scandal #software #health #death #problem #politics #pandemic #fail #corona #coronavirus #covid-19 #wtf #omg #news #error
Ethan Mollick auf Twitter: "Also, an Excel error led to an estimated 1,500 deaths in the UK last year. The UK COVID contact tracing effort saved to an old Excel file format (.XLS) rather than the new one (.XLSX). The smaller row limits resulted in names being dropped & they were never contacted by tracers. https://t.co/P1hauJizc8" / Twitter
Watch these Excel pros duke it out in a financial modeling competition - The Verge https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/11/22829228/excel-pros-financial-modeling-world-cup
Didn't know about this before. E-SPORT
So, it looks like we have a new release of #abap2xlsx which is of course everybody's favourite #Excel library for #SAP
Yours truly is very pleased :)
