#joke
Entgegen meinen üblichen Gewohnheiten hab ich einen j#üdischen #Witz, allerdings in Englisch. Ein Schmock/Schmuck ist ein Trottel:
In the winter of 1926, Selma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room."
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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I asked where to get a new watch battery, and someone told me there was a stall in the market, and added "They'll probably tell you to come back in 20 minutes and collect it."
On my way to the stall, a witty comment formed in my mind. When they said to come back in 20 minutes, I'd say, "How will I know when 20 minutes have passed?"
Coz, you know, they have my watch.
Alas, they weren't busy and put in a new battery on the spot.
I'll show myself out. #humour
