#irony
Putin Receives Nobel Prize In Medicine for Ending COVID Pandemic.
Putin Receives Nobel Prize In Medicine For Ending COVID Pandemic
SWITZERLANDβAfter serious deliberations deep inside the super-secret Nobel Prize Compound in Switzerland or wherever, the Nobel committee of medicine deciders have awarded the coveted Nobel Prize in Medicine to Russiaβs President Vladimir Putin for singlehandedly ending the COVID pandemic practically overnight.
News of the swift and nearly-miraculous end to a years-long pandemic came at a serendipitous moment for members of a certain American political party.
βWhile Putin should receive credit for ending this pandemic, President Biden also deserves praise for ending the pandemic and fulfilling yet another campaign promise like all of the other campaign promises he totally keeps fulfilling,β said Jen Psaki to a journalist and future coworker at MSNBC, βYes, Putinβs magical ability to end this pandemic bodes well for any democrat running for reelection this November, but thatβs just a happy, happy coincidence.β
Thanks to the Russian Presidentβs decisive blow against the COVID pandemic, Democrat-run states across the U.S. immediately began lifting draconian, life-crushing, and statistically racist mask and vaccine mandates in workplaces, restaurants, and even schools. This great news about the scientifically plausible and immediate end to the pandemic is sure to be one of President Bidenβs main talking points during his first State of the Union speech.
President Putin showed up in person to receive the Nobel Prize, and then asked to stay in the "super-secret Nobel Prize Compound" as he was hiding from mobs of angry Russian citizens for no apparent reason.
#comedy #satire #covid #mandates #vaccine #irony #humor
h/t @urbanroman@sysad.org
An ironic bumper sticker seen on the wall of a Trumper establishment
#RecklessPolitics #Trump #Trumper #GoodbyeTrump #Irony #YouCan'tFixStupid #Sticker
I saw a bumper sticker similar to the image below posted on a wall of a clearly Trumper owned establishment in the Foothills area of Yuma, AZ. How do I know they were Trumpers? Aside from propane and storage space, they were selling, "Let's Go, Brandon" stickers and other Trumper crap. Sadly, both places relatively near me that sell propane are Trumper establishments. Though the other isn't quite as obvious as this one. It's obvious who I am referencing to anyone who lives in the area. Nevertheless, I won't publicly post the names of the establishments.
Oddly enough, the people at the place with numerous bumper stickers on the wall tend to be nicer than the ones at the other place. Maybe it's because they're younger? Who knows?
lol @ the damning #irony
in this post https://joindiaspora.com/posts/21238298
about #intolerance, and them not tolerating people there. XD
lol, epic dunder-headed lack of introspective awareness.
lmao, to go blocking and deleting and censoring those you don't tolerate, on a post advocating tolerance, and pointing out the stupid fails of intolerance. XD XD XD lol. i do get a hoot out of irony, and this almost makes up for how dangerous and damning that is of humanity and us all.
the thought just struck me... regarding this statement in https://joindiaspora.com/posts/cbb74d10d5e50139eb7d005056264835#5f32f600d5f20139eb85005056264835 @Katherine Bond
Iβm still following the science.
sounds more like following scientism.
not sure how one follows science, as that's contrary to science.
keep questioning, then you're into science.
#science is not #scientism.
#scientism is #dogma and official doctrine, which to oppose, is to be a heretic, and a witch, to be hunted and killed. you can call it science in your #orwellian respin, but it's still scientism, still dogma, not science.
and for extra #irony, coming from someone "following the science", they've blocked me, so i can no longer send this reply there. XD oh yes, how very scientific... XD ... along with my other replies there that were there but have been removed, presumably under "Sorry folks. Did a little house cleaning." ... cringe. scary, those people eager with the #ignore button on those with #differentPerspectives, maintaining their naive-realist world-view unchallenged. really scary. i have trouble with that kind of actively cultivated willful ignorance.
XD #plusporans #dumberthanmaga #neolibtard #shills #goons #suspect #cryptofascists #npcs #runfromthetruth #runtothosewhoclaimtohavefoundit #backwards #fools #tragic #wilfulignorance #naiverealism #denialism #ignoranceisbliss
#thisisnotwhatsciencelookslike #censorship #noquestionsallowed #nothoughtallowed #nointelligenceallowed
Google boss Sundar Pichai warns of threats to internet freedom | BBC News
The free and open internet is under attack in countries around the world, Google boss Sundar Pichai has warned.
Google is worried about Internet freedom.
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#technology #tech #Google #internet #freedom #irony #NotTheOnion
The #Gates are getting a #divorce.
source: https://twitter.com/BillGates/status/1389316412259270657
The news of the divorce reads professionally like a business outsourcing.
I just wonder how the next phase of #life for the two should look like after they have already achieved everything that normal people can only dream of. What should still grow there or can no longer #grow? Except perhaps the #ego but eternal growth seems to me to be one of the impossible promises of #capitalism.
He asks for #privacy and it is exactly this that #Windows 10 does not grant its users - what an #irony!
From here on, it just gets cynical. Please do not read further if it is inappropriate for you.
- Is it possible that he caught #Melinda installing #Ubuntu?
- Who gets custody of the "Microsoft Paperclip" now?
- Who gets control of the vaccination chips now?
After Jeff Bezos has already been divorced, the only thing left to say is that #money doesn't make you happy and traditional #marriage is an outdated concept.
Capitalismβs Decline Accelerates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6vrc1mPsNo
https://www.democracyatwork.info/globalcapitalism_sept2020
#global #capitalism #decline #accelerates #prof #richarddwolff #wolff #democracyatwork #capitalist #crash #social #effects #failures #scapegoating #pandemic #covid19 #systemic #racism #budget #collapse #housing #eviction #professional #athletes #organized #labor #emerging #fascism #irony
[2020-03-31 21:44:24] the pillow guy saying "read your bibles" is unintentional face palm-level irony; u.s. presidents swear their oath on the kjv, which 1) never authorized any "independence" or "we the people"/more than one "king" (well, other than church of england claiming ind. from rome and hence, wanted their own bible) 2) king james, on the other hand, DID authorize "witch hunts" and wrote a manual or 2 as companion pieces to his kjv --
it is surreal; do these people have any idea of what the kjv "authorizes" and does not "authorize"? no.