#approval

florida_ted@diasp.org

Bitcoin slides after false ETF approval post

Bitcoin slid Tuesday after the Securities and Exchange Commission’s social media account — which was compromised — sent a false social media post stating the regulatory agency had approved a long-awaited bitcoin exchange-traded fund. Immediately after the first post, the world’s largest cryptocurrency jumped to as high as $47,901 to its highest level since March 2022, but later traded lower by 3%.

#hacked #SEC #X #false #post #bitcoin #ETF #approval

via https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/10/stock-markets-a-crypto-bros-false-dream-.html

anonymiss@despora.de

First Grader Gets #Government #Approval to Keep Pet #Unicorn: Needs 'Regular Access to Rainbows'

source: https://uk.style.yahoo.com/first-grader-gets-government-approval-123844773.html

The little girl, identified only as #Madeline, wrote a letter to the Los Angeles County Department of #Animal #Care and Control on Nov. 14 asking for #permission to "have a unicorn in my backyard if I can find one" — and received approval a couple of weeks later.

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#USA #LA #news #children #kids #fantasy

anonymiss@despora.de

Doomed from the start? Why #Nvidia failed to buy #Arm from #SoftBank

source: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/08/nvidia-arm-deal-may-have-been-doomed-from-the-start.html

Before long, competition regulators in the U.S., the U.K., #China and #Europe were investigating the #deal from all angles, leading tech investors and analysts to speculate that the acquisition would never gain #approval.

So I had wished that the deal would be successful, because that would have catapulted the free architecture #RISC-V to the front. China would then no longer have relied on proprietary ARM CPUs.

#Technology #CPU #digital #economy #problem #politics #news #freedom #USA #trade #future

hudsonlacerda@diasporabr.com.br

Science Integrity Digest: Concerns about Marseille’s IHUMI/AMU papers – Part 2

This is part 2 of a series describing papers from the #IHUMI / #AMU institutions in #Marseille, #France, with potential problems. In Part 1, I listed papers with #image concerns. In this follow-up I’ll focus on a set of #papers that might have problems with #human subjects research not having received proper #ethical #approval. The articles span a #decade of research on #homeless people in Marseille, and involve #different studies and specimens — but all were run #under #just #one #IRB #approval #number.

https://scienceintegritydigest.com/2021/08/31/concerns-about-marseilles-ihumi-amu-papers-part-2/#more-2672

#science #ethics #medicine #research

green@nerdpol.ch
Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

U.S.—After several successful rounds of #trials and a quick overnight #approval from the #FDA, #Pfizer proudly announced they will be releasing a brand new, never-before-seen #COVID #drug "Pfivermectin."

"It's important to understand that this drug is nothing like #Ivermectin, even though Pfivermectin rhymes with Ivermectin and it pretty much does the exact same thing," said Pfizer CEO Hans Pfizer. "Everyone knows Ivermectin is a widely discredited #horse drug, and ours is not. Very #important distinction there."

#Experts say that taking two doses of Pfivermectin #every #day at the first sign of COVID symptoms could lessen the severity and duration of the infection. Ivermectin will do the same thing, except it may also turn you into a horse and make everyone laugh at you. Not good!

A Pfizer spokesman also confirmed that their drug will be approximately 30,000% more #expensive than Ivermectin.

"Don't worry about the cost," said the spokesman. "The #government will cover the cost. Besides, that's a small price to pay to not turn into a horse!"