#selfdrivingcars

noam@libranet.de

Self-Driving #Tesla Regurgitates Pedestrian To Feed Offspring

As part of an effort to nurture and raise its young, a self-driving Tesla regurgitated a pedestrian carcass to feed its offspring, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Wow, there’s something so beautiful about watching a mother Tesla feed its children by vomiting up the half-digested remains of a pedestrian,” said onlooker Becca Heinrich, explaining that she could tell young Teslas were hungry by the way they scarfed down the partially dissolved bones and viscera of the pedestrian killed at a nearby intersection.

“It’s obvious how much it loves them when you consider how many times it drives away to get more pedestrian for them to devour. I don’t want to get too close, though, because if it smells me on the young brood, it might reject and kill the developing electric vehicles.” At press time, the self-driving Tesla was reportedly pushing its offspring out into the middle of a busy school crosswalk so they could learn to drive.

https://www.theonion.com/self-driving-tesla-regurgitates-pedestrian-to-feed-offs-1850797094

#Satire #TheOnion #Humour #Funny #cars #SelfDrivingCars

garryknight@diasp.org

Highway Code: Watching TV in self-driving cars to be allowed | BBC News

People using self-driving cars will be allowed to watch television on built-in screens under proposed updates to the Highway Code.
The changes will say drivers must be ready to take back control of vehicles when prompted, the government said.

This can't go well. While driving we need to be reading the road constantly. To go from being embedded in a story to full awareness is something most drivers won't be able to do quickly enough. The car alerting you some seconds before switching to manual is one thing, but avoiding the truck hurtling over the central divide is another.

#UK #law #transport #driving #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #SelfDrivingCars

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-61155735?xtor=ES-208-[51916_NEWS_NLB_ACT_WK15_Wed_20_April]-20220420-[bbcnews_technolgy_HighwayCode_watching_tv_driverless_cars]

tpq1980@iviv.hu

Canadian Truckers and Truckers the world over have shown the political power of logistics in human hands.

This is why it is very important not to permit the #elites to replace human logistics with robotics and AI.

If there were no Truckers and all trucks were self-driving, we'd all be facing a much greater challenge resisting politico-medical #tyranny.

#logistics #truckers #robotics #ai #selfdrivingcars #selfdrivingvehicles #economics #plutocracy #politics #politicalpower #selfdrivingtrucks #canadiantruckers #freedomconvoy #freedomconvoy2022 #humanrights #bodilyintegrity #medicalchoice #UK #righttorefuse #genevaconvention #UDHR #ICCPR #commonlaw #USA #coercionisnotconsent #propaganda #appliedpsychology #humanfreedom