#humor

hankg@friendica.myportal.social

I always say, "You can always out spend your income or out eat your metabolism." #running #humor
Four cell comic of a woman talking to a man:<br>Cell <a class=#1 W: "Did you eat this entire carton of ice cream?" M: "If the furnance is hot enough, it'll burn anything."<br>Cell #2 W: "Baby. You are not a furnace!" M: "It's a metaphor"<br>Cell #3 W: "You haven't run a step since your marathon. That was five weeks ago, ron. Five weeks!"<br>Cell #4 W: "Also, where's that strudel I just baked?" G: "Furnace! Furnace! Furnace!"">