#jokes

buzzkill@diaspora.schoenf.de

Require Vaccination Or $42,000 Deposit 'Health Insurance' to cover cost of your ICU care.

This is a proposal.

Deal?

Use fund made of up deposits to pay for nurses and restore our ICU capacity.

I'm in!

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pussytramp@framasphere.org

Need more #covid #jokes

In Germany they are stocking up with sausage and cheese for the wurst käse scenario.

I never thought “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy.

I washed my hands so much my exam notes from 1995 resurfaced.

Today’s weather? Room temperature.

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

Who’s got more?

pseudonymous@pod.geraspora.de

Also #newhere and #neuhier. I'm trying to get away from Facebook, but not deleted my account yet. It's really hard to motivate people to care about their privacy.

I'm interested in #privacy, #opensource, #music and #photography. Living in the northern province of germany. I like bad and good #jokes, e.g. "What is read and invisible? No tomatoes!".

After the Geraspora team made a nice comment about my privous "invisible" #post it should finally work now :)

Und ich hoffe, ihr versteht das alle, auch wenn ich es nicht übersetze :)